WOMEN’s MONOLOGUE
from Aristophanes’s Lysistrata
Heretofore we women in time of war have endured very patiently through it,
putting up with whatever you men might do,
for never a peep would you let us deliver on your unstatesmanly acts no matter how much they upset us,
but we knew very well, while we sat at home,
when you’d handled a big issue poorly,
and we’d ask you then, with a pretty smile though our heart would be grieving us sorely,
“And what were the terms for a truce, my dear, you drew up in assembly this morning?”
“And what ‘s it to you?” says our husband, “Shut up!”
--so, as ever at this gentle warning
I, of course, would discreetly shut up, and I do not deny it,
But when plan after plan was decided on,
so bad we could scarce believe it,
I would say “This last is so mindless, dear, I cannot think how you you achieve it!”